If it doesn’t give me a six pack within 24 hours, I’m marching my tubby ass straight to The Cheesecake Factory.ġ/2 Cup: 90 calories, 5g Protein, 17g Carbs, 3g Fat, 8g sugar & 5g sugar alcohol. I must say I craved more of them, while also fully recognizing that my ideal amount would create the first ever 1,000 calorie Halo Top. The cheesecake pieces are small and infrequent, but they are more or less the real deal. It is both cinnamon and graham heavy, and its added spice brings good contrast against the sweet, cheesy base. It takes the form of little, crisp shards of a binded graham concoction. My pint was blessed with a good amount of mix-ins between graham swirl and cheesecake pieces, however the graham swirl definitely gets more play. It’s far from bad news, though, because I do taste an added tangy, cheesy component throughout the base that is pushing towards cheesecake without a complete stretch of the imagination The base is listed as a strawberry one, but you’ll notice right away that it doesn’t taste as fruity as the Strawberry Halo Top. One of my favorite ways to say “ to Hell with my diet!” is to f*ck up an entire cheesecake, but Halo Top is offering a little bit of a compromise with its first cheesecake flavor. The balance between authentic peach and the cream component is simply on point.Įnjoy this limited edition summer seasonal while it lasts.ġ/2 Cup: 80 calories, 5g Protein, 16g Carbs, 2g Fat, 8g sugar & 5g sugar alcohol. With peach puree concentrate and (a few) peach pieces scattered throughout, this base is really vibrant, flavorful, and refreshing. But Halo Top Peaches & Cream is by far their best fruity flavor, and manages to best even some of the more complex, decadent dessert ones. This one really surprised me, because I wouldn’t even seek out a peach flavor by a full-fat brand. Go ahead and cream yourself over Halo Top Peaches & Cream, because Lord knows you don’t have enough energy for sex these days. ?ġ/2 Cup: 90 calories, 5g Protein, 16g Carbs, 3.5g Fat, 7g sugar & 4g sugar alcohol. Now would be a great time to start bulking so you can trample all the other idiots hunting down this flavor if Halo Top ever brings it back.Įditor’s Note : We did it! Peanut Butter & Jelly is now in the regular line-up. Doesn’t change the fact that this should be in the regular lineup. The only disappointment is that it’s SUPPOSED to have cannoli shell pieces, but they’re basically nowhere to be seen. A sweet & salty peanut butter base set the stage nicely and paired naturally with a jammy strawberry swirl. Why are all the best things in life seasonal?ĭebuting in August 2018 and available for a very short time frame, Peanut Butter & Jelly Halo Top is one of the best offerings the company ever produced. Nutrition for 1/2 Cup: 90 calories, 5g Protein, 17g Carbs, 3.5g Fat, 7g sugar & 6g sugar alcohol. With 20g of protein per pint and no assembly required, the only house you’ll be building tonight is the one in the mirror. ? It has a magnificent, wintry blend of warm spice and sweet sugar coming from real ginger cookies, a vanilla icing swirl, and a brown sugar base. Halo Top Gingerbread House is a limited-time offering available only during the holiday season, but at least it’ll help you avoid eating a 3,000 calorie cookie house. Isn’t it cruel how the best things in life disappear faster than the walls of a gingerbread house before you even construct the damn thing?
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